When @Spotify Recruits … E. g. “Senior Data Scientist, Product – Spotify”

https://www.spotify.com/se/jobs/view/okfG3fw2/

… it is very revealing.

We’re seemingly just a Big Bunch of Data Sets, at the end of the day. Or? 

Ok. Employer Branding, we haz;

“We are proud to foster a workplace free from discrimination. We strongly believe that diversity of experience, perspectives, and background will lead to a better environment for our employees and a better product for our users and our creators. This is something we value deeply and we encourage everyone to come be a part of changing the way the world listens to music.”

Fair enough.

But enlarging, beyond the imaginary boundaries of the Spotify realms, it could be rewritten, like this:

“We are proud to foster a workplace free from discrimination, IN ORDER TO INDIRECTLY CONTRIBUTE TO A WORLD WITH THE SAME. We strongly believe that diversity of experience, perspectives, and background will lead to a better environment for our employees, better product for our users and our creators, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, A FAR BETTER WORLD AT LARGE. This is something we value deeply and we encourage everyone to come be a part of changing the way the world listens to music – AT LEAST THE PART OF THE WORLD POPULATION OF HOMO SAPIENS SAPIENS WHO HAS ACCESS TO TEH INTERNETZ, THE WORLD WIDE WEB, OUR PAYWALL GUARDED API, A VIABLE CARRIER SUCH AS A FANCY HOME SOUND SYSTEM OR A CHEAP FKKN MADE-IN-FKKN-CHINA SMART PHONE WITH DUMB IN-EAR PHONES, AND THE REST WHICH IS DEMANDED TO ACCESS OUR STREAMABILITY.”

WELL … uhm … the last piece of the CAPS LOCK there, where … ehrm … a Satirical Rant.

To get a FKKN point thru. Got it 😉 ?

For, in the end, listening to your Automagically Curated  “Daily Mix No. 4”, from your Product, I hear Grand Mother 

Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone

… shout out:
“MUSIC

MAKES THE PEOPLE

COME TOGETHER”

HEAR HEAR!

Well, then, Spotify!

LIVE IT!

LOVE IT!

OR … LEAVE IT!

FOR ALL OF US!

Ok?

Kthxbai!

😊💜☯️❗️

PS. Talkin’ of Celebration ^^ – with #celebration2017, wehopez the Legacy of Prince leverage the above-mentioned vision! With 💜 * 10^100! Ok. Gotta dance now! With Justin, Max Martin and all the other gooz-bumpin’ Angelic Trolls, ad infinitum! HAI!

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